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I Love My Boring-Ass Marriage Woven Dish Towel grump Not that winning really mattersWho needs drama when youve got a partner who knows exactly how you like your coffee and always remembers to take out the trash? This towel, made from super absorbent 100% cotton, is here to handle all the spills and splatters that come with a love as steady as your Netflix binge watching routine. At 21" x 28", its the perfect size for wiping down countertops, drying dishes, or waving in the air when youve successfully made it through another season of