Our Friendship Is Like Peeing in Your Pants..... Plaque cf those old plastic bottles got

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This boldly profane desk plate proudly declares you as the “Fucker in Charge of You Fucking Fuckers”—because let’s face it

Our Friendship Is Like Peeing in Your Pants..... Plaque cf those old plastic bottles gotAh, friendship. That warm, fuzzy feeling that starts suspiciously low and spreads quickly. This beautifully inappropriate plaque compares your closest bond to an unexpected bladder mishapand honestly, it checks out. Everyone sees you're besties, but only you two feel the cozy, slightly uncomfortable truth of it all. Perfect for your ride or die, your human diary, your partner in weird crimes. Hang it proudly in your home, office, or bathroom (which